Grind up some greasy, greasy coffee beans
Columbian dark supreme
My heart beats fast and my eyes are wide
Make me toss and turn all night
Crazy, crazy caffeine dreams
From all those greasy, greasy coffee beans

I like greasy, greasy coffee beans
Make me feel so extreme
Your instant coffee is just brown water
I need fresh java beans to run my motor
I'm a lubricated complex machine
That runs on greasy, greasy coffee beans 

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I like greasy, greasy coffee beans
The only high that's really clean
I like cream in my coffee like a thundercloud
Sugar as sweet as a horn is loud
If ya wanna break the old routine
Grind up greasy, greasy coffee beans
Aw greasy, greasy coffee beans (repeat twice)